Don’t buy me anything, because I’ve already got everything. If you insist to buy me something, don’t buy me nothing.
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Some people just cannot understand why their under cannot stand.
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I told you I’d always behind you. But I didn’t tell you how far I’d be.
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“Why are you reading vo-gue (VOGUE)?”
“It’s not ‘vo-gue’. It’s VOGUE.”
“I don’t want to ark (ARGUE) with you.”
“It’s not ‘ark’. It’s is ARGUE.”
“Never mind. English is not my mother ton-gue (TONGUE).
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“Dear, I will love you till the day you die.”
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“Endless Love” translated into Chinese becomes a Chinese proverb that means “A love relationship that is unable to end (没完没了mei wan mei liao).
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“Where?” Mao said.
“Cannot see.” Mao said.
“You talk too much.” Mao said.
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